So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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