I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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