plz talk dirty to me
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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