yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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