Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
