My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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