You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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