Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I party with great urgency now.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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