Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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