New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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