Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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