Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Be still, my beating vagina.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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