i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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