: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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