I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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