my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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