I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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