Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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