You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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