I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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