I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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