ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
