I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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