The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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