my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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