There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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