I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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