You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I need a burrito and a hug.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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