me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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