No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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