We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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