i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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