Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Dear god my vagina.
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