Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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