Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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