i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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