he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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