Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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