I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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