im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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