You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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