Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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