ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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