Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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