i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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