Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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