the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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