i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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