apparently the secret to your success is patron
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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