he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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