u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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