Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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