Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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