she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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