Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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