I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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