I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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