Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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