I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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