He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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